Saturday, May 19, 2018

Rumble Tumble by Joe R. Lansdale


#5 (of 19 and counting) from the high priest of East Texas mojo about best friends for life (way before BFF became all the rage), Hap and Leonard.

A twister whacked Hap’s house so bad he has to sleep on Leonard’s couch. Hap’s working as a bouncer at a local dive, instead of picking roses at the huge farm nearby his home in LaBorde, Texas. Shitty work, but it’s steady. He’s still seeing Brett and he and she are contemplating Hap moving in with her. Can you spell midlife crisis?

A ginger-haired little person and his beefed up sidekick want to meet with Brett. Says he’s got info about Brett’s estranged daughter, Tillie. For maybe $500 they tell Brett that Tillie is hooking, up in Hootie Hoot, Oklahoma. Working for a local thug in an out of the way farmhouse just outside town. Brett is also told that Tillie wants out of the life.

Bretts wants to find her daughter. That means Hap wants to help Brett find her. That means Leonard is also heading up to Hootie Hoot.And they go packing with more weaponry than is legal in most places.

Some elementary detective work and a couple well-placed inquires send this heavily armed trio to that farmhouse, but luck isn’t with them. Yeah, they shoot the place up pretty good, but no Tillie. She’s now with a biker gang in Mexico. Off they go and engage a drunk pilot to fly them in, shoot the hell out of anything that moves, grab Tillie, hide while the pilot sobers up, then fly out on fumes.

Every Hap and Leonard book (so far) features enough mojo to keep readers coming back. 19 titles so Lansdale is doing something right. Plenty of great backwoods dialogue, fists/guns/knives, cussing, spitting, killing and sex to last most authors a lifetime. But not Lansdale. Every book (so far) is will stoked with East Texas mojo.

It’s not just that the Hap and Leonard characters are so entertaining as they stumble their way through one case after another. Lansdale has the talent, to wit: winner of the British Fantasy Award, American Horror Award, Edgar Award, and 10 (that’s right, 10) Bram Stoker awards. Flaunt 'em if you got 'em, I say.

Next up is Captain Outrageous then Vanilla Ride. Hopefully this summer. 

ECD


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