
Ken Smith. Average name. a 50
th percentile kind
of guy. It was sort of held over his head during an argument with his Metro DC
homicide boss when the boss said he was an average cop with an average closing
rate. Thus the beginning of his nickname within the force. Av Smith.
After that exchange, he was tasked to the Briar Patch. The
Interagency Liason Branch. The ILB. Their job is to make sure that any Metro
case that might even by of the most remote interest by any one of the 80+ counter-terrorism
agencies gets pushed out of Metro. In the mind of many of the Metro PD suits, it’s the
last stop on the way out the door. The cases they handle are called tar babies.
Their job is to “Move that tar baby, Detective.”
Av works with 3 other losers (so say the brass). Howie (Mau
Mau) Walker: detective who wears a dreadlock wig with outlandish shirts.
Mistaken for a pimp more often than a cop. Ditch the wig, add a Brooks Brothers
suit and he could be a K St. lobbyist. Sergeant Wong Daddy Bento, who resembles
a sumo wrestler without the gut. Famous for stomping his feet when he gets
worked up. And Miz Brown. A tall guy with the look of an undertaker who has a
knack for getting a confession out of perps by boring them senseless with his
longwinded overly pretentious academic presentation of the facts. All
supervised by Lt. (Precious) Jackson. That’s her real name.
Francis X. McGavin is a moderately high up skirt chaser
within the Dept of Homeland Security. Chasing a colleague he thinks he’s about
to reel in. At least until he up and dies right there in the middle of lunch in
Georgetown. Not a week later, another career bureaucrat, this time from
Treasury, tells a cabbie to stop, exits, and walks right into traffic and gets
killed. Both cases are tar babies due to their level within the government. But
the cases have to start with Metro PD and eventually end up in Av Smith’s lap for
him to ship wherever they should go.
Behind it all sits Carl Mandeville. #2 in the National
Security Council. Heads the DMX committee whose task is to draw up a kill list
of suspected terrorists. The list gets sent to the President who then starts
the process. Pretty good-sized committee what with all the various
cabinet departments wanting a finger in the counter terrorism (CT) pie. A few
on the committee have begun to question the mission of DMX and have sent out
feelers to the Senate to take a look. Like all good committees in the
government, DMX’s primary mission is to survive. Meaning Mandeville might need to looking how he can keep such an investigation from getting started.
Aside from the DMX connection of the two deaths, there is no
actionable physical evidence of murder. Just a coincidence. And we know how cops don’t
believe is a coincidence. Av makes calls to the coroner’s office, various Metro
district stations, gets caught in the middle of inquiries from the FBI, CIA, DHS,
FPS, and Lord knows how many others in the CT morass. Then there is this secluded
billionaire (a Marfan’s case bearing a resemblance to Lurch from The Adams
Family) who lives near Great Falls who is somewhat of an expert on plants and
how they communicate and protect each other.
Somehow, it all connects in a pretty entertaining police
procedural/terrorism story. A dramedy novel. Plenty of action for the testosterone-addicted reader and enough lighthearted nonsense for comedic entertainment.
Deutermann is an accomplish author with around 15
novels and non-fiction titles to his credit. His years in the military, chiefly
with the Joint Chiefs, imparts an air of authority and insider understanding of the
inner workings of DC. And he has garnered some awards for his military fiction books.
I don’t get the feeling that this book is the start of an Av Smith series, but
I could be wrong.
Great literature? Nah, not the point. Fun read? Oh, yeah. You
can count on it.